The internet really has given the world a chance to find some of the more talented and fanatical people to showcase their talents. With the Jeremy Clarkson fiasco last year, this was a great chance for Jond Harvey to show off his library of Top Gear knowledge and editing skills to produce a hypothetical response by Clarkson to the BBC.
Here’s a transcript of the video for those who can’t turn up their volume to listen:
You may have heard the news last week that a producer was attacked.
So I am a violent stupid idiot and aggressive as well.
i just don’t know the parameters of reasonable common sense
but the biggest problem with this *beep* is that I couldn’t wait to punch a producer in the face.
and now i have.
now this caused one hell of a row in the office
because this ruined top gear
BBC has . . loved this . . . they said sales won’t be affected.
Hammond: um really? . .what they’re actually saying is that most of our target audience is daft, old and won’t notice!
And on that bombshell
I’m crossing my fingers and hoping for the best!