The Porsche Trouble
When you want a car for a show like Top Gear, you go to the press office and ask nicely for one. So when the trio wanted a Porsche 911, they went to Porsche and asked with their tails between their legs.
“I’m afraid that won’t be possible,” replied the PR man. “The only one we have is broken after some idiots drove it on a beach and got sand in the engine.”
It was Top Gear that did that…