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Jeremy Clarkson Tests Negative For Covid-19 Only One Day After Positive Result

Yesterday, it was confirmed that The Grand Tour presenter Jeremy Clarkson tested positive for COVID-19. “B*****ks,” he wrote in the caption alongside a photo of the positive lateral flow test.

But now, a mere day later, he tested negative.

I’m more machine than man,” he wrote bluntly on his Instagram post alongside yet another photo of a lateral flow test, but this time showing only a single red line proving that he’s negative.

“The prayers of the world have been answered,” Jooles Holland responded.

A number of fans were also quick to respond comedically to the post.

“Sometimes your genius is… It can actually cure diseases,” one fan joked.

Another added: “So not pregnant?”

A third wrote: “That covid should get a speeding fine the way it went by so fast.”

Fortunately, such a rapid negative test will allow Jeremy to continue his work at Diddly Squat Farm on his show, Clarkson’s Farm, and with the next episode of The Grand Tour currently in production, we’re hoping this hasn’t slowed things down too much.

Maybe it’s something in the Hawkstone lager?