Jeremy Clarkson has been working hard on the expansion of his Diddly Squat Farm, which has been ruffling the feathers of locals as they do their best to stop the building.
“If the Farm Shop was loyal to selling local farm produce, the small car park is appropriate,” one local said. “Alas, the shop is already selling souvenirs, that attract large number of buyers from all corners of the UK.
“This trend will continue to grow year on year, with increasing number of national and international buyers. Good for tourism, but not for sustainable farming in a beautiful area of national importance, for nature.”
The expansion of the farm looks to be a never-ending battle, but Jeremy is still enjoying the finer parts of the farming world he’s created as he readies for another year of his successful Hawkstone lager. But while the rest of England is struggling with the cost of living crisis, Jeremy is still shovelling money into the farm, and according to a recent video to promote the lager, this comes in the form of “zesty baubles of nutritious nitrogen”.
