When you think of the most… let’s say, attractive celebrities, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that James May isn’t at the top of everyone’s list. I’d also hazard a guess that, unless you’re dreaming of joining Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and May in their Top Gear or Grand Tour travels, you wouldn’t be dreaming of him either.
This isn’t so true for Twitter user Maja, who admitted on the social media site that she’d had a dream about James May that now means she can’t watch him on TV anymore. You can guess what her dream was about.
Her tweet said the following:
“you know when you have a BAD sexual dream about someone? and just cause of that everything feels f*****g horrible? yeah I can’t watch James May on Top Gear anymore. walked in on him and one of my friends. cheers James May.”
She replied to her tweet moments later with an additional bit of info that we weren’t sure we wanted to know…
“also like nice peen james may. impressed.”
If as things couldn’t get any worse, James May himself responded to her tweet.
I’m afraid it was only a dream.
“I’m afraid it was only a dream.” he joked.
Fans of The Grand Tour star exploded into laughter upon seeing his tweet, replying with cheers of “legend” and surprise.
James May, or Captain Slow as he’s sometimes known, is very active on Twitter, and is keen to interact with fans as much as possible. Most notably, he’s commonly asked to tell people to “sod off” on their birthday, in which he usually replies with anything but. See the following example:
Bugger off bloke.
We look forward to seeing what else May stirs up on Twitter, and hopefully Instagram, as the presenters of The Grand Tour continues to plan the next episode of the show. Until then, the Scotland special that was filmed late last year is being edited for release later this year, so we definitely have something to look forward to.