The internet really has given the world a chance to find some of the more talented and fanatical people to showcase their talents. With the Jeremy Clarkson fiasco last year, this was a great chance for Jond Harvey to show off his library of Top Gear knowledge and editing skills to produce a hypothetical response by Clarkson to the BBC.

Here’s a transcript of the video for those who can’t turn up their volume to listen:

You may have heard the news last week that a producer was attacked.

So I am a violent stupid idiot and aggressive as well.

i just don’t know the parameters of reasonable common sense

but the biggest problem with this *beep* is that I couldn’t wait to punch a producer in the face.

and now i have.

now this caused one hell of a row in the office

because this ruined top gear

BBC has  . . loved this . . . they said sales won’t be affected.

Hammond: um really? . .what they’re actually saying is that most of our target audience is daft, old and won’t notice!

And on that bombshell

I’m crossing my fingers and hoping for the best!

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